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Restless leg syndrome
Fibromyalgia
High fiber fibromyalgia
Hot tub foot
Lou Gehrig’s disease
Lou Barlow’s disease
Lucy Liu flu
Advanced moist shin disorder
A hyper tolerance to lactose
Urinary tract infection
Urinary 8-track infection
Trickle nipple
Thick urine syndrome
Hapsburg cholera
Clogged arteries
Dropsy
Dry lip
Intestinal cholic
Allergic to indoor toilets
Milk leg
Lufa rash
Boneworm
Selective fatigue syndrome
Hepatitis R
Irritable bowel syndrome
Spastic ear discharge
Pubic lice
Amphibial rabies
Anglocentric sickle cell anemia
Scabies
Rabies
Mickey Rooney sugar babies
Tarnished yam simplex
Swollen perineum
Chronic shame disorder
Larval penis
Dirt belly
Parkinson’s disease
Valet Parkinson’s disease
Parallel Parkinson’s disease
Parker Posey pox
Pere Ubu
Canine derived hip displasia
Selective albinism
Scrotal migraines
Prolapsed navel
Puff knuckle
Hard to kill
Carpool tunnel syndrome